17-11-2006, 07:18pm
Talking of TVs and industrial bins, the cheif and I were dumping some crap in an industrial bin at work. I had an old monitor to go and it crossed my mind that I could hurl this thing and smash the hell out of it. I always wanted to smash a computer and here was my chance. So, (with said wife shaking her head), I lift it up above my head at full arms stretch, take a run up to the bin and toss it in as hard as I could. The monitor cord whip over my shoulder, wraps around the back of my neck and hits me full force in the forehead. I have no idea where I am. I hear the Chief laughing her arse off. With a huge welt on my head, I peer into the bin to see the thing still fully intact. I didn't take a second shot.