03-02-2007, 07:59pm
The practicalities of sex in the nursing homes:
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the
lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had
in your life."
The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it
up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocker." Salutations
Trix
If you look like your passport photo, you probably need a holiday
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the
lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had
in your life."
The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it
up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocker." Salutations
Trix
If you look like your passport photo, you probably need a holiday