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15-11-2006, 03:09pm
TARZAN
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle,
she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole
in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all
wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down
on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates,
"you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and
kicked her in the crotch !
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed
"What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."
Don't ride behind me, I might bin it, Don't ride in front of me ya slow moving bastard, Just ride beside me and shut the f*** up.
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle,
she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole
in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all
wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down
on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates,
"you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and
kicked her in the crotch !
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed
"What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."
Don't ride behind me, I might bin it, Don't ride in front of me ya slow moving bastard, Just ride beside me and shut the f*** up.