30-10-2006, 07:43pm
1. A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2. A Construction Manager is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
3. A Cost Control Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt rather).
4. A Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
5. An Instrument Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
6. The Client is the one who doesn't know why he wanted a baby in the first place..
7. The Structural Engineer is still trying to calculate how to produce a baby.
8. The Procurement Manager went and bought condoms instead.
9. The Planners think they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child without anyone.
10. The Document Control Team don't care whether the child is delivered or not, they'll just document 9 months of anything.
11. The Quality Auditor does not approve of the method used to produce a baby.
12. The Design Draughtsmen do not care...they just want the woman....!!!
Greetings
Trix
A finger in the air is worth one on the horn
2. A Construction Manager is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
3. A Cost Control Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt rather).
4. A Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
5. An Instrument Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
6. The Client is the one who doesn't know why he wanted a baby in the first place..
7. The Structural Engineer is still trying to calculate how to produce a baby.
8. The Procurement Manager went and bought condoms instead.
9. The Planners think they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child without anyone.
10. The Document Control Team don't care whether the child is delivered or not, they'll just document 9 months of anything.
11. The Quality Auditor does not approve of the method used to produce a baby.
12. The Design Draughtsmen do not care...they just want the woman....!!!
Greetings
Trix
A finger in the air is worth one on the horn