15-10-2006, 08:59am
>50,000 Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a "Kiwis Are Not Stupid" Convention.
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>Prime Minister Helen Clark says, "We are all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid. Ken I hev a volunteer."
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>Bill gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
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>Helen asks him, "What uz fufteen plus fufteen?"
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>After fufteen or 20 seconds Bill says, "Eighteen!"
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>Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 50,000 Kiwis start chanting,
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>"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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>Helen says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50,000 of you un one place end we have the world wide priss end global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance."
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>So she asks, "What uz sivven plus sivven?"
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>After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!"
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>Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh everyone is disheartened.
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>Bill starts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
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>"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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>Helen, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?"
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>Bill closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!"
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>Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream
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>"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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Regards Rob
never argue with a fool he will just drag you down to his level and he will beat you with experience
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>Prime Minister Helen Clark says, "We are all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid. Ken I hev a volunteer."
>
>
>Bill gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
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>
>Helen asks him, "What uz fufteen plus fufteen?"
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>
>After fufteen or 20 seconds Bill says, "Eighteen!"
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>Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 50,000 Kiwis start chanting,
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>
>"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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>
>Helen says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50,000 of you un one place end we have the world wide priss end global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance."
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>So she asks, "What uz sivven plus sivven?"
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>After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!"
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>Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh everyone is disheartened.
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>Bill starts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
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>
>"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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>Helen, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?"
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>Bill closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!"
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>Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream
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>"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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Regards Rob
never argue with a fool he will just drag you down to his level and he will beat you with experience