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29-10-2006, 01:31am
A young blonde woman, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night
by casting herself into the cold, dark waters of Sydney Harbour. As she
stood on the edge of the dock, pondering the infinite, a young sailor
noticed her as he strolled by. "You're not thinking of jumping, are
you?"
he
asked. "Yes, yes I am." replied the sobbing girl. Putting his
arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge, "Look,
nothing's worth that. I tell you what, I'm sailing off for Europe
tomorrow.
Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there? I'll
set
you up in one of lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every
night, and I'll look after you if you 'look after'me". The blonde
clearly
had no other prospects so she agreed and the sailor snuck her onboard
that
night.
For the next 3 weeks the sailor would come to her lifeboat every night,
bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn. Then,
during
the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the
ship
& it's lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled young
woman
and demanded an explanation. The young woman
came clean; "I've stowed away to get to Europe. One of the sailors is
helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me food and water every
night, and.....he's screwing me."
The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a small grin crept
up
on his face.
" He sure has, this is the Manly Ferry!"
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
by casting herself into the cold, dark waters of Sydney Harbour. As she
stood on the edge of the dock, pondering the infinite, a young sailor
noticed her as he strolled by. "You're not thinking of jumping, are
you?"
he
asked. "Yes, yes I am." replied the sobbing girl. Putting his
arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge, "Look,
nothing's worth that. I tell you what, I'm sailing off for Europe
tomorrow.
Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there? I'll
set
you up in one of lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every
night, and I'll look after you if you 'look after'me". The blonde
clearly
had no other prospects so she agreed and the sailor snuck her onboard
that
night.
For the next 3 weeks the sailor would come to her lifeboat every night,
bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn. Then,
during
the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the
ship
& it's lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled young
woman
and demanded an explanation. The young woman
came clean; "I've stowed away to get to Europe. One of the sailors is
helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me food and water every
night, and.....he's screwing me."
The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a small grin crept
up
on his face.
" He sure has, this is the Manly Ferry!"
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."