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25-10-2006, 04:45pm
An English Backpacker, an Aussie and a New Zealander are in a bar one night, having beer. All of a sudden the Kiwi downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
"Un Nu Zelan our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drunk from the same one twice." The Pommie Backpacker, obviously impressed by this , drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
"Well chaps, in 'England we have so many glass factories to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Aussie, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Kiwi and Pommie Backpacker and then says:
"In Sydney we have so many bloody Kiwis and English Backpackers that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
"Un Nu Zelan our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drunk from the same one twice." The Pommie Backpacker, obviously impressed by this , drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
"Well chaps, in 'England we have so many glass factories to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Aussie, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Kiwi and Pommie Backpacker and then says:
"In Sydney we have so many bloody Kiwis and English Backpackers that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."