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16-10-2006, 07:48pm
Why We Are All Proud To Be Australian Citizens!!
1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.
2) Only in Australia... is "you awake" the standard
concept of foreplay.
3) Only in Australia... do Supermarkets make the sick
people walk all the way to the back of the store to
get their Panadol's etc while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
4) Only in Australia... do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.
5) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open
and chain the pens to the counter.
6) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our
junk in the garage.
7) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.
Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics"
to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly)in
Latin meaning "many" and, "tics" meaning blood sucking
creatures".
9) Only in Australia... do we live by the saying
"you're never too pissed if you can still find the
floor".
Stand proud Aussie's....!!!
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.
2) Only in Australia... is "you awake" the standard
concept of foreplay.
3) Only in Australia... do Supermarkets make the sick
people walk all the way to the back of the store to
get their Panadol's etc while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
4) Only in Australia... do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.
5) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open
and chain the pens to the counter.
6) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our
junk in the garage.
7) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.
Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics"
to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly)in
Latin meaning "many" and, "tics" meaning blood sucking
creatures".
9) Only in Australia... do we live by the saying
"you're never too pissed if you can still find the
floor".
Stand proud Aussie's....!!!
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."