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[m8ee]

My uncle is a sparky and when I was a kid (about 16) I helped him install temporary power to a dump construction site. The only buildings on site were 3 site sheds. I had no site helmet and went up to the dunny shed and was confronted by the site safety officer. We had a chat and things got a bit heated, eventually I told him I didn't need a helmet cause there were only 3 sheds on the whole fucken site, the rest of the joint was flat dirt. He grabbed a helmet and made me put it on, I did, and called him a dickhead one last time, turned on my heel, and stormed off - headfirst into the airconditioner hanging off the side of the site shed.

I can still hear his laughter to this day.