Mustaches

[Djpete]

So we go out with a few friends for dinner and I decide could be perfect place to let loose with the moutaches instead of giving out cigars.
This is the result!



So then my mate Frank (he's the one in the pic with the moustach) tells me a few years ago he and his mates go on a golfing trip.
As a dare they all had to grow moustaches for the trip and they had to be daggy ones not trendy.

So there they are at the local pub near the Murray somewhere with their moustaches...the young waiter comes up and asks what's with the moustaches?
Frank says quitely "please keep it to yourself but we are porn stars and making a movie here"
The waiter says "really?!!!! where are you filming?"
"On one of the houseboats" whispers Frank "but please don't let anyone know..."

15 mins later about 20 people are around them asking all sorts of questions...
Franks says that they are all in the movie and have been "performing" all day. He casually points over to his mate (whos is a big bloke) and says without a blink.."yeah most just do the women but this bloke does guys too..."
True story...
Cheers,
Pete

djpete@tpg.com.au



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