Laughter... The Best Medicene
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Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain coming, so the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.
On the way he met a farmer on his donkey.
Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.
And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way."
So he continued on his way.
However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky.
The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional.
Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
So the king hired the donkey.
And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
And the practice is unbroken to this day !!!
BATFINK (aka Tony)

Nutkickyt1

GOD gave us a mind to use.........

Suzuki gives us a reason to loose it!!!!
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Laughter... The Best Medicene - by ROD - 03-06-2013, 09:26pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Dale - 04-06-2013, 05:01pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by ROD - 05-06-2013, 10:41am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by pan - 05-06-2013, 10:59am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Zoro - 05-06-2013, 02:21pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by ROD - 06-06-2013, 01:38pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by CaptainRob - 07-06-2013, 06:51am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by CaptainRob - 27-06-2013, 06:29am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by CaptainRob - 06-07-2013, 04:50pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by CaptainRob - 09-07-2013, 08:37am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by CaptainRob - 14-07-2013, 06:53pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by CaptainRob - 15-07-2013, 06:47am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Banter - 31-08-2013, 07:09pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 08-11-2013, 08:00am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Rev004 - 21-01-2014, 01:36pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by cyndemgum - 21-01-2014, 08:25pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Dale - 06-02-2014, 11:10am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Dale - 07-02-2014, 09:44am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 07-02-2014, 09:46am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by kev11e - 03-03-2014, 12:37pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Dale - 04-03-2014, 07:31am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 04-03-2014, 07:36am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Dale - 07-04-2014, 04:28pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by ROD - 14-04-2014, 03:53pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Dale - 22-04-2014, 06:34pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Dale - 14-06-2014, 12:33pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by jamdonut - 26-06-2014, 07:23pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by andcad - 02-07-2014, 12:19am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 15-10-2014, 09:20am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by shorty - 23-10-2014, 06:58am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Dale - 23-10-2014, 03:56pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by shorty - 24-10-2014, 12:02pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 04-11-2014, 08:25am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 07-11-2014, 12:32pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 14-11-2014, 09:14am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 18-11-2014, 01:57pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by shorty - 23-12-2014, 10:08am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by kev11e - 27-02-2015, 01:41pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by ROD - 06-04-2015, 04:41pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 06-04-2015, 11:06pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 23-04-2015, 10:05am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Shordy - 01-07-2015, 09:23am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 06-07-2015, 08:15am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Pockets - 07-08-2015, 07:46pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by kev11e - 16-09-2015, 01:44pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Shordy - 12-01-2016, 11:57am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 19-01-2016, 02:22pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 22-01-2016, 08:12am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 28-01-2016, 06:49am
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Rev004 - 17-03-2016, 02:08pm
RE: Laughter... The Best Medicene - by Batfink - 01-08-2016, 08:00am



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