Dry as a nun's kunt.
He couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery (which became even more useful when I started working in one)
He couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery (which became even more useful when I started working in one)
If it's too loud....You're too old!
If it's too fast....You're too old!
If it's too sexy....You're ???
If it's too fast....You're too old!
If it's too sexy....You're ???