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14-06-2014, 12:33pm
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV
But I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman ...
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV ..
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV
But I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman ...
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV ..