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09-05-2014, 10:19am
A British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook and troubleshooter in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with ten beautiful, dark, young women... all au naturel.
The young man had the biggest, strongest member the British guy had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was. "He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake, Sir" came the reply. "This is his morning ritual".
"Ask him" the awed Brit said to his companion "how did his member get to be this size?" The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his return. "He said, 'There's nothing wrong with my member. Doesn't the white man's member shrink in cold water too?'"
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor called the husband's wife into his office alone. The doctor told her "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare something especially nice for him. Don't burden him with chores. Let him rest and relax. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And, most importantly, cater to his every whim".
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to twelve months, I think your husband will regain his health completely".
On the way home, the husband asked his wife "What did the doctor say?" "Well... he said you're going to die any day now".
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with ten beautiful, dark, young women... all au naturel.
The young man had the biggest, strongest member the British guy had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was. "He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake, Sir" came the reply. "This is his morning ritual".
"Ask him" the awed Brit said to his companion "how did his member get to be this size?" The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his return. "He said, 'There's nothing wrong with my member. Doesn't the white man's member shrink in cold water too?'"
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor called the husband's wife into his office alone. The doctor told her "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare something especially nice for him. Don't burden him with chores. Let him rest and relax. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And, most importantly, cater to his every whim".
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to twelve months, I think your husband will regain his health completely".
On the way home, the husband asked his wife "What did the doctor say?" "Well... he said you're going to die any day now".
People are like turtles....... you don't move forward unless you stick your neck out!! 