Contact Us
04-04-2014, 10:22am
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam "Is this a union house?" "No" she replied "I'm sorry it isn't". "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The house gets $80 and the girls get $20" she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionised shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules".
The man asked "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20". "That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her" he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir" said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next!"
_____________________________________________________________
A woman goes on holiday to Barbados. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, that he can't tell her.
On her last night there she asks again "Can you please tell me you name?" "I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me" says the black man.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you" the lady says.
"Okay. My name is Snow!" the black man replies, and the lady bursts into laughter.
The black man gets mad and says "I knew you would make fun of it!" The lady replied "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband back home who won't believe me when I tell him I had 8 inches of snow every day in Barbados!"
_____________________________________________________________
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam "Is this a union house?" "No" she replied "I'm sorry it isn't". "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The house gets $80 and the girls get $20" she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionised shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules".
The man asked "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20". "That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her" he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir" said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next!"
_____________________________________________________________
A woman goes on holiday to Barbados. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, that he can't tell her.
On her last night there she asks again "Can you please tell me you name?" "I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me" says the black man.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you" the lady says.
"Okay. My name is Snow!" the black man replies, and the lady bursts into laughter.
The black man gets mad and says "I knew you would make fun of it!" The lady replied "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband back home who won't believe me when I tell him I had 8 inches of snow every day in Barbados!"
_____________________________________________________________
People are like turtles....... you don't move forward unless you stick your neck out!! 