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18-11-2011, 02:08pm
New car announcement
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for
women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the
'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be
able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is
and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and
can be a real bitch to start in the morning! New models are initially fun to
own, but very expensive to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially have curb appeal (low price) but eventually
have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases
with age.
Not expected to reach collector status... best to lease one and replace
each year.
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for
women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the
'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be
able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is
and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and
can be a real bitch to start in the morning! New models are initially fun to
own, but very expensive to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially have curb appeal (low price) but eventually
have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases
with age.
Not expected to reach collector status... best to lease one and replace
each year.