You hate your mates when.....

[BikerBoy]

What a lucky c**t INDEED

.....but fear not, Paul, all is not yet lost....coz you DO know what to do about that demo lap with Micky D, dontcha!?!
(hint: it involves A: a baseball bat, B: the rear mid section of ur [un?]lucky mate's smug head, and C: some minor adjustments to his or ur ID)

Bat would just break on this guys head Bazman (just like Homer and his boxing career) I'm thinking a bit of cianide is his sanga (just enough to make him sick) and the offer to go pick the bike up for him considering I live so close to the track and have a ute.

Why is there no evil & scheming emoticon???