Bloody press

[Belzybob]

A biker is visiting the zoo in Sidney when he sees a little girl
leaning into the bars of the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to
pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker without hesitation runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A Courier Mail reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm
a ournalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...

So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you
have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a soldier in the Australian Army and a
Liberal.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:



"AUSTRALIAN SOLDIER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT - AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"

The worry is that its too close to the bloody truth to be a joke! Media scum are with the other bottom feeders - lawyers, migration agents and local shires.