Embarassing moments with Heidi

[Heidi1]

Met up with a few of the Melbourne mob last night at Lygon St. I didn't know exactly where we were meeting and the taxi driver couldn't help, so he dropped me at the wrong end, blah blah.... anyway I was late. I wasn't sure who was coming, so I wasn't sure I would recognise anyone. I figured if I lurked around long enough, someone would put their hand up.

I rocked up to the counter and spoke to the girl there.
Me: Hello, I'm meeting some friends here.
Her: Of course, what name is the booking under?
Me: I don't know.
Her: Ok, how many people are in the party?
Me: I'm not sure, but it could be anywhere between 6 and 10, and they are all blokes.
Her: Do you know what they look like?
Me: Ummmmm....... no. Maybe I could just walk around and see if anyone recognises me.
Her: So you don't know the name of the party you are with, there are between 6 to 10 men and you don't know what they look like?

At this point, all the other girls had come up behind her and were openly gaping at me. I started trying to explain...

Me: I'm in a bike club and we are national and this is the Melbourne bunch and......
Her: BIKIES! Oh they are up the back.

CRAP! After that the staff were all watching me VERY CLOSELY.