27-05-2010, 08:25am
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a NSW State of Origin fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are NSW State of Origin fans too. Not really knowing what a NSW State of Origin fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Janet has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a NSW State of Origin fan," she answers.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a QLD State of Origin fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Janet why she is a QLD State of Origin fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mum are QLD State of Origin fans, so I'm a QLD State of Origin fan too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mum was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a NSW State of Origin fan".
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a NSW State of Origin fan," she answers.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a QLD State of Origin fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Janet why she is a QLD State of Origin fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mum are QLD State of Origin fans, so I'm a QLD State of Origin fan too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mum was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a NSW State of Origin fan".
Chopper says - "Harden the f*** up Australia"