28-03-2010, 01:27am
My Wife once questioned the affection I have for my mistress, to which I replied....
I can ride the Busa anytime day or night
I don't need to beg for a ride
Flowers, chocolates, Gold or diamonds are not required
Getting warm then hot is not an issue or act of athleticism
The Busa will never drag me through a 1000 shoe shops to search for that a pair that match her bag, skirt, top, other bag, etc etc
Original purchase price and ongoing maintenance cost less then a wife on a per ride basis (Trust me I've done the math)
The power is between my legs and not in a handbag
The busa never leaves a wet spot
Knowing what the Busa wants is not an act of mind reading
The Busa has guages tell me whats going on, not weird looks or frowns that I'm supposed to know the meaning of
My wife then replied "You love me, don't you?"
I answered "Of course I do, I F*%k you don't I"
What happend next wasn't pretty.........I'll be allowed out again oneday....if she lets me....heheheh :)
I can ride the Busa anytime day or night
I don't need to beg for a ride
Flowers, chocolates, Gold or diamonds are not required
Getting warm then hot is not an issue or act of athleticism
The Busa will never drag me through a 1000 shoe shops to search for that a pair that match her bag, skirt, top, other bag, etc etc
Original purchase price and ongoing maintenance cost less then a wife on a per ride basis (Trust me I've done the math)
The power is between my legs and not in a handbag
The busa never leaves a wet spot
Knowing what the Busa wants is not an act of mind reading
The Busa has guages tell me whats going on, not weird looks or frowns that I'm supposed to know the meaning of
My wife then replied "You love me, don't you?"
I answered "Of course I do, I F*%k you don't I"
What happend next wasn't pretty.........I'll be allowed out again oneday....if she lets me....heheheh :)