It's just a bike

[Madmax]

I find sometimes i park my bike in public, newtown etc i come back and some f*** has been f*&^ing with my missile switch and theres dirty finger prints on polished alloy $^&$ im yet to see anyone do it i thought i might get a sticker "touch my bike & ill touch ya wife"

My sticker so anyone who looks at the bike on the sidestand says
"If you value your life as much as I value my bike don't f*** with it"


Seems to work - or is that all the spikes just waiting impale some jackshit idiot who tries to sit on the bike?

My bike was parked at Kings Cross in Sydney and I was yaking with some of my brothers when this idiot with his slag towing along says' aloud "Oh this is a nice bike" then throws his leg over and starts to haul the bike off the sidestand. The bike didn't fall over as I dragged this ignorant snot-rag off the bike but it was a close thing. He did fall over a bit, didn't help him, up. Think he got the idea.

Mind you this was years and years ago when I lived in the big smoke. Couldn't believe it when he threw his leg over. No manners at all. Imagine getting into their cars and trying them out in the car park. There'd be blue murder everywhere. Idiots