Things I love

[Greeny_SA]

I love a sunburned country, a land of sweeping plains. I love our gun control laws, keep guns out of the home I say. Lets welcome our inernational friends with open arms, Australia is a land that embraces cultural diversity, and we should change our lifestyle to make them feel more welcome.

People wth guns should be publically ostracised, and forced to spend a month in our immigration camps, welcoming our new arrivals. All Australians should keep a spare room in their house to billet our new friends.

Young women should cover up when in public, those mid-drift tops are just not acceptable. The burka on the other hand provides protection is an excellent form of dress keping u safe from harmful UV rays and promoting an air of mystery when it is time to unwrap.

By the way I'm on the lookout for a new life-partner, six-pack, three day growth with just a touch of femninity. Please forward photos and essential mesùrements to maxthemountainman.com.au. Just dont tell Sweet Mary.

Max, the next time you come over to stay at my house, log out from your acount.

Bruce

Your a bloody dangerous man Bruce .