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18-06-2009, 08:19am
As long as He remembers too
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
3. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
4. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
5. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
6. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
7. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
8. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomise.
9. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
10. If you go into heat, package your meat.
11. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
12. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
13. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
14. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket..
15. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
16. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
Hee Hee
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
3. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
4. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
5. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
6. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
7. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
8. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomise.
9. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
10. If you go into heat, package your meat.
11. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
12. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
13. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
14. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket..
15. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
16. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
Hee Hee