(16-06-2009, 10:16pm)Ozboc Wrote: A man walks into a shop and puts his penis on the counter , the lady at the counter says , " Excuse me sir - this is a clock shop not a little pee wee shop " to which the guy replied - well then missy - put two hands and a face on this then !
Boc
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A man asked his wife "What would you do if we won lotto?"
The wife replied "I would take half and divorce you"
"That's good" he replied.
"We won Division 4. Here is $12.50 - now f*** off"