carnnnnnnn the blues!

[TheShredder]

QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



> A TRUE QUEENSLANDER
>
> The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
> Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
> were at a national beer conference.
>
> They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they
> want to drink.
>
> The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, 'I'll have a
> Tooheys New.'
>
> The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, 'I'll have a Cascade
> Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.'
>
> The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, 'I'll have a Coopers, the
> King of Beers.'
>
> The bloke from Carlton says, 'I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest
> draught on the planet.'
>
> The General Manager from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, 'I'll
> have a Diet Coke.'
>
> The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
>
>
>
> He just shrugs and says, 'Well if you poofters aren't drinking beer,
> then neither will I.