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The Blonde



A plane is on itâ€s way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy class moves to First class and sits down. The flight attendant watches her and then asks for her ticket.



She tells the blonde that she has paid for Economy and she will have to go and sit in the back.



The blonde replies: “Iâ€m blonde, Iâ€m beautiful, I;m going to Melbourne and Iâ€m staying right here!”



The flight attendant tells the pilot and the co pilot thereâ€s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in Economy.



The co pilot tries to explain to the blonde that because she has only paid for Economy, she is only entitled to an Economy place.



The blonde replies: “Iâ€m blonde, Iâ€m beautiful, Iâ€m going to Melbourne and Iâ€m staying right here!”



Exasperated the co pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the woman who wonâ€t listen to reason.



The pilot says, “You say sheâ€s a blonde? Iâ€ll handle this, Iâ€m married to a blonde and I speak blonde.”



He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear. She says: “Iâ€m sorry, I had no idea” and then goes back to her seat in Economy.



The flight attendant and the co pilot were amazed and asked him what he said to her to make her move without any fuss.



The pilot replied: “I told her First class isnâ€t going to Melbourne”