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29-01-2009, 09:39am
A POLICE CAR WAS PARKED OUTSIDE A MOUNT ISA PUB LATE IN THE EVENING AND THE OFFICER NOTED A MAN LEAVING WHO COULD BARLEY WALK.
HE STUMBLED AROUND THE CAR PARK FOR A FEW MINUTES TRYING HIS KEYS ON FIVE VEHICLES BEFORE FALLING INTO HIS OWN CAR.
AFTER A NUMBER OF PATRONS HAD DRIVEN OFF HE STARTED THE CAR SWITCHED THE WIPERS ON AND OFF FLICKED THE INDICATORS ON AND OFF TOOTED THE HORN AND SWITCHED ON THE LIGHTS.
HE MOVED FORWARD A FEW METRES, REVERSED AND REMAINED STATIONARY WHILE SOME OF THE VEHICLES LEFT. AT LAST HE SLOWLY DROVE DOWN THE ROAD.
THE POLICE OFFICER PUT ON HIS FLASHING LIGHTS, PULLED THE MAN OVER AND BREATHALYSED HIM TO HIS AMAZEMENT THE BREATHALIZER SHOWED NO INTOXICATION.
THE POLICE OFFICER SAID ''I''LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO ACCOMPANY ME TO THE POLICE STATION. THE BREATHALIZER EQUIPMENT MUST BE BROKEN .''
''I DOUBT IT ,''SAID THE MAN.
"TONIGHT I AM THE DESIGNATED DECOY.''
HE STUMBLED AROUND THE CAR PARK FOR A FEW MINUTES TRYING HIS KEYS ON FIVE VEHICLES BEFORE FALLING INTO HIS OWN CAR.
AFTER A NUMBER OF PATRONS HAD DRIVEN OFF HE STARTED THE CAR SWITCHED THE WIPERS ON AND OFF FLICKED THE INDICATORS ON AND OFF TOOTED THE HORN AND SWITCHED ON THE LIGHTS.
HE MOVED FORWARD A FEW METRES, REVERSED AND REMAINED STATIONARY WHILE SOME OF THE VEHICLES LEFT. AT LAST HE SLOWLY DROVE DOWN THE ROAD.
THE POLICE OFFICER PUT ON HIS FLASHING LIGHTS, PULLED THE MAN OVER AND BREATHALYSED HIM TO HIS AMAZEMENT THE BREATHALIZER SHOWED NO INTOXICATION.
THE POLICE OFFICER SAID ''I''LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO ACCOMPANY ME TO THE POLICE STATION. THE BREATHALIZER EQUIPMENT MUST BE BROKEN .''
''I DOUBT IT ,''SAID THE MAN.
"TONIGHT I AM THE DESIGNATED DECOY.''
