Mystery Busa Rider sought by damsel in distress

[The Damsel]

Hey Astro, you could be back in the game after all!

Damsel.... Sean and I share some attributes. Same hairline and hair colour. Same goatee. He's a lot older and Scottish plus I don't think he owns a Hayabusa... but even if he did, it wouldn't be one of the rare Black / Purple ones. But of course he makes up for a few minor failings by being rich, famous and an international sex symbol. (Theres hope for the rest of us then...)

Oh... can't finish without a rhyme...

Back in the game? Thought I'd lost the plot!
This wondrous news warms to my bones.
Because you're so hot, I'll pretend I'm a Scot
If you'll pretend to be Kath Zeta Jones.

All I need to know Astro is can you talk like Sean???? Ohhhhh, that voice.... I reckon that voice could get me to do just about anything....