6 Foot Arsehole

[rjw3105]

Probably Seen it before, but here it is.....
SPEEDING !!

While I was driving down the motorway the other day (going a little faster
than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on
the other side with a radar gun, lying in wait. The policeman pulled me
over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked:

'Runway too short'?
To which I replied. 'I'm late for work'
To which he asked, 'What do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' I responded.
The policeman was surprised and confused.
'A what'
'A rectum stretcher'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' I said 'I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to
side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch
the hole until it's about 6 feet'
Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. 'And just what do
you do with a six-foot arsehole?'
To which I politely replied,
'You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge...'

Speeding ticket: $238
Court Costs: $70
Look on policeman's face: Priceless....