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1hotbusa Wrote:Great riding guys and gal.
Glad to see that you have managed to make your way at least 3/5ths of the way around this great brown land.
It's definately a once in a lifetime event.
Once in a lifetime ???? No way! When they get back they'll be setting up the Oz version of Pashnit Tours. There will be a number of around Australia cannonball type packages on offer, such as...
1) The "I get overtaken by grey nomads towing caravans" 24 day tour
2) The "I'm a snivelling, weak, incontinent pussy" 21 day tour
3) The "Soft arse, limp wristed" 18 day tour
4) The "If simmo can do it, so can I !" 14 day tour.
5) The "I refuse to be outridden by a red-headed sheila" 10 day tour
6) The "Balls the size of Watermelons" 7 day tour
All guests undertaking tours of 14 days or less receive these exciting free extra's...
- A complimentary bucket of No-dose
- A testicle truss or steel reinforced sports bra - both options colour coded to your bike
- A 60% rebate on accommodation (you didn't really think you'd have time to sleep... right?)
- Our limited edition T-Shirts...
For the ladies : "I rode so far, so fast, for so long - I wore off my map of Tassie!"
For the men : "Never asked for directions! Not even once! Never knew where I was either!"
For their loved ones : "I'm with stupid!"
Prices and departure dates will be advised as soon as we come up with more politically correct tour names.
