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17-09-2008, 12:28pm
A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a
Terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up
With him.
Looking around, he realised they
Were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the
Habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to
Watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a
Fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle
- a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started
Looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to
the Sheep and... Put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the
Sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his
Arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued
To enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more
Cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold,
There was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young
Woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a
Pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back
To health..
When the young maiden was well enough, he
Introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
Evening...red sky, cirrus clouds, and a warm and gentle breeze -
perfect for a Night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get
'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but
He finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned
over to
The young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
Terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up
With him.
Looking around, he realised they
Were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the
Habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to
Watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a
Fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle
- a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started
Looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to
the Sheep and... Put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the
Sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his
Arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued
To enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more
Cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold,
There was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young
Woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a
Pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back
To health..
When the young maiden was well enough, he
Introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
Evening...red sky, cirrus clouds, and a warm and gentle breeze -
perfect for a Night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get
'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but
He finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned
over to
The young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'