28-03-2008, 05:24pm
A drunk woman walking past the pub I drink at, stopped, put one foot on a pillion peg and threw her leg over the bike. I let out the most almighty roar and she stopped as if frozen with one leg in the air. I slammed my beer down and was half-way to her before she blinked and got her booze-sozzled brain into gear. The two guys she was with took off and left her. She started to mutter something about, 'well why did you park it there if you didn't want people to sit on it...' but she stopped when I threw my hand back to slap her for her nonsense.
Funny, no-one touched the bike after that ever again. I think word got around.
We wouldn't climb into their CAR and scratch it with our belt buckles for fun, they can just bugger right off. I HATE it when people throw their leg over my bike. I'm with you Pete. Even at jindy when we are all mates (well not you obviously Ray), I would NEVER throw a leg over someone's bike unless I was told it was ok.
Funny, no-one touched the bike after that ever again. I think word got around.
We wouldn't climb into their CAR and scratch it with our belt buckles for fun, they can just bugger right off. I HATE it when people throw their leg over my bike. I'm with you Pete. Even at jindy when we are all mates (well not you obviously Ray), I would NEVER throw a leg over someone's bike unless I was told it was ok.