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26-03-2008, 06:35pm
Q. What do you do for a drowning Collingwood player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Q. What's the difference between Collingwood and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.
Q. If you see a Collingwood fan on a bicycle, why should you avoid
running him over?
A. It could be your bicycle.
Q. What do Collingwood fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3 million has a rough chance of becoming a human being.
Q. What do you have when 100 Collingwood fans are buried up to
Their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
Collingwood fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a
Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Collingwood fan - Twice.
Q. What's the difference between a female Collingwood fan and a
Pit Bull?
A. Lipstick.
Q. Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, an intelligent Collingwood fan
and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they Simultaneously spot a $100 note. Who gets it?
A. The drunk, of course; the other three are mythical characters.
Q. What do Collingwood fans use for protection when having sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What's the difference between a Collingwood fan and a
trampoline?
A. You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q. What do Collingwood fans use for birth control?
A. Their personalities
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamp?They had Collingwood players on them and people couldn't figure out
Which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Collingwood jumper?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to
save his family the embarrassment.
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Q. What's the difference between Collingwood and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.
Q. If you see a Collingwood fan on a bicycle, why should you avoid
running him over?
A. It could be your bicycle.
Q. What do Collingwood fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3 million has a rough chance of becoming a human being.
Q. What do you have when 100 Collingwood fans are buried up to
Their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
Collingwood fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a
Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Collingwood fan - Twice.
Q. What's the difference between a female Collingwood fan and a
Pit Bull?
A. Lipstick.
Q. Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, an intelligent Collingwood fan
and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they Simultaneously spot a $100 note. Who gets it?
A. The drunk, of course; the other three are mythical characters.
Q. What do Collingwood fans use for protection when having sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What's the difference between a Collingwood fan and a
trampoline?
A. You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q. What do Collingwood fans use for birth control?
A. Their personalities
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamp?They had Collingwood players on them and people couldn't figure out
Which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Collingwood jumper?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to
save his family the embarrassment.
