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15 ways to tell if you are a Collingwood Fan

1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in Front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
5. Someone in your family once died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!"
6. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
7. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
8. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: " Carn The Pies!"
9. You lit a match in the kitchen and your house exploded.....
Lifting it right off its wheels.
10. The market value of your Honda goes up and down depending on
How much petrol is in it.
11. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
12. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
13. You can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
14. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
15. Your front veranda collapses and killed more than five dogs.