what would you do?

[1300hayabusa]

okay, so wtf is with people who can't respect other people's property?

Leaving work after Friday night close i come out to see a couple of egg shells on the ground next to my bike, after a quick inspection i find pieces of shell and egg white have gone through the left panel mesh and it was obviously not very old as it hadn't dried yet. Luckily there was not paint damage but i took it straight to the car wash 1.5km up the road and hosed it all off. But when i got home i reckon i could still smell it. Will have to take the panel off and clean inside too.
I didn't do anything to piss the thrower off and i don't have any enemies that i know off- so this was probably just some young punk thinking he was f***ing funny, i tell you what though- IF I'D CAUGHT HIM IN THE ACT I'D HAVE CHASED THE LITTLE SHIT DOWN AND EITHER:
1. DRAGGED HIM OFF TO HIS PARENTS AND GIVEN THEM AND HIM A PEICE OF MY MIND AND ASKED FOR PAYMENT TO CLEAN IN UP,
2. DRAGGED HIM OFF TO THE BUSHES IN THE LOCAL PARK AND BEATEN HIM TO WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE,
3. OR JUST BROUGHT HIM TO A BEER AND BULLSHIT NIGHT WHERE WE COULD HAVE ALL GIVEN HIM A WHACK ON THE HEAD WITH A FUCKEN EGG!!!!

SEE HOW HE'D LIKE THROWN EGGS THEN HEY!

anyway enough yelling,
cheers
Rob

Maybe it was one of the little bastards you work with dude?????? do they handle food/eggs where you work???????? are you someones manager?????? you dont have to be hated just in a position of authority to trigger the "I hate that cnut" factor.
As far as punishment goes super glueing his hands to the exhaust and let it idle for 20 mins would do the trick just fine.It even helps him remember that he used his hands to shoot or activate the detonation ooops I meant throw the egg.The bonus is that they cant prove it due to skin grafting requirements.