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Subject: New Zealand Crisis



Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at
4am by the telephone.
'Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this
hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the
Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground.. It is istimated
the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of
the week.!!!'

PM: 'Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!'

Hilth Munister: 'We're going to hef to shup some in from...
Brutain?...'

PM: 'No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!'
Hilth Munister: 'What about Australia?'

PM: 'I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one million condoms;
ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll
continue to respect the all blacks!!'

Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes..
She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With
small writing on each one..........
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM