27-01-2008, 09:47pm
When you're as ugly as Mrs Smith's little snoozer all I have to do is look at anyone even thinking about it and they move along.
Mind you at the last GP I went out of the pub at San Remo to get some fresh air and check on the bike while I rang my main girl to say "hello". There were two geezers talking their waY around the bling on my black and grey so I just stood right back and continued my conversation with my wife. Eventually one of them took a hold of the left handle bar end with his left hand, whether he was about to swing the leg of just have a tugg at the bar end I don't know. I spoke out reasonably loudly as neither had noticed me, and advised them hat the handle bar end was a 38 Caliber cylinder. Both jumped about the expected height while suffering from a severe case of whip-lash getting their heads around to where this rather loud voice had issued from. The hand let go and the leg never started to ascend. had a nice chat with both blokes, older Trumpet riders. Bet they look around a bit next time.
Max
Mind you at the last GP I went out of the pub at San Remo to get some fresh air and check on the bike while I rang my main girl to say "hello". There were two geezers talking their waY around the bling on my black and grey so I just stood right back and continued my conversation with my wife. Eventually one of them took a hold of the left handle bar end with his left hand, whether he was about to swing the leg of just have a tugg at the bar end I don't know. I spoke out reasonably loudly as neither had noticed me, and advised them hat the handle bar end was a 38 Caliber cylinder. Both jumped about the expected height while suffering from a severe case of whip-lash getting their heads around to where this rather loud voice had issued from. The hand let go and the leg never started to ascend. had a nice chat with both blokes, older Trumpet riders. Bet they look around a bit next time.
Max
Good weather, good woman, good road, good bike, good-bye!!