Laughter... The Best Medicene PLEASE USE NEW THREAD

[Ruffy]

> > A Penrith girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment
> > on
> > the counter. " I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick
> > up my dress." she says.
> >
> > " Come again" says the worker.
> >
> > "No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
> >
> > -----------------------------------------
> >
> > Another Penrith girl was involved in a serious crash, there's blood
> > everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car 'till
> > she's lying flat out on the road.
> >
> > Medic: "I'm going to check if you're concussed."
> >
> > Sharon : "Ok."
> >
> > Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
> >
> > Sharon : "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
> >
> > -----------------------------------------
> >
> > A Penrith girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit.
> >
> > "How many children?" asks the assessor.
> >
> > "Ten" replies the Penrith girl,
> >
> > "Ten?" says the Centrelink worker.
> >
> > "What are their names?"
> >
> > "Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren, Warren
> > and
> > Warren"
> >
> > "Doesn't that get confusing?"
> >
> > "Naah..." says the Penrith girl. "Its great because if they are out
> > playing
> > in the street I just have to shout : Warren, YER DINNER'S READY or Warren
> > GO
> > TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
> >
> > "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
> > Centrelink worker.
> >
> > "That's easy," says the Penrith girl... "I just use their surnames"
> >
> > -------------------------------------
> >
> > A Penrith Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
> >
> > The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
> >
> > She says "I'll take the red one."
> >
> > The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."


Cheers Ruffy