09-10-2007, 04:30pm
High spirited women? Useless pieces of garbage?
You blokes must get blisters on your hands alot, and not from throttling the busa either! The reason I can get a Ducati is coz I can't get women. Plus, after I've pumped my Ducati full of premium juice I still feel like holding it and talking to it and just watching it sit there. Not even porn can do that! And, if I go an get a beer and come back, the Ducati doesn't mind at all. In fact, it loves a good rub down whilst I'm having a Britney! How many blokes can say they've serviced their favourite female with a beer in one hand and an ashtray on the back?
You blokes must get blisters on your hands alot, and not from throttling the busa either! The reason I can get a Ducati is coz I can't get women. Plus, after I've pumped my Ducati full of premium juice I still feel like holding it and talking to it and just watching it sit there. Not even porn can do that! And, if I go an get a beer and come back, the Ducati doesn't mind at all. In fact, it loves a good rub down whilst I'm having a Britney! How many blokes can say they've serviced their favourite female with a beer in one hand and an ashtray on the back?
