Random Quotes. Add yours here.

[DjPete]

updated.
Most added.
Um Ray you can do better than that...? lol

[MrsTony]

All stressed out and no one to choke.

Never swat a fly on the head of your mother in law with an axe - Idi Amin

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr Strangelove

I feel the need - the need for speed! - Top Gun

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

[Volvi]

Ok my favourite:

" We are the Universe made manifest in order to understand itself "

[bandit]

Ok my favourite:

" We are the Universe made manifest in order to understand itself "

Damn Volvi thats deep how bout
" I think therefore i am"

[BUSGO]

Hey DJ, I just spotted my sig quote come up on screen in the Random Quotes.
Thanks for that but it is not quite right.
See below.

[debandee]

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

[GlenTC]

“200mph, no hands. Damn thatâ€d be cool right before the part where you die.”
– A. Duthie

“There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.”
– Stirling Moss

- Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

“Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...”
– Hunter Thompson

“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!”

“I believe in treating everyone with respect, but, first you have to get their attention.”

“Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence”.

“A zest for living must include a willingness to die.”
– R.A. Heinlein

I want to leave this world the same way I came into it: Screaming and covered in blood.

“98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.”

Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.

Bikes donâ€t leak oil, they mark their territory.

Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youâ€ll ride alone.

Never mistake horsepower for staying power.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Winter is Natureâ€s way of telling you to polish.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

If the bike isnâ€t braking properly, you donâ€t start by rebuilding the engine.

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

The twisties – not the superslabs –separate the riders from the squids.

Donâ€t make a reputation youâ€ll have to live down or run away from later.

A friend is someone whoâ€ll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his ute to the middle of nowhere to get you when youâ€re broken down.

Thereâ€s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some donâ€t. Some canâ€t.

Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.

Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

If you ride like thereâ€s no tomorrow, there wonâ€t be.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

[commando]

he who laughs last, laughs loudest.

if at first you don't succeed, buy a Hayabusa.

the only thing better than a busa, is two busa's

[DjPete]

Hey DJ, I just spotted my sig quote come up on screen in the Random Quotes.
Thanks for that but it is not quite right.
See below.

two others were there by u Busgo but not that one...added anyway..

[MrsTony]

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts - Jeff Foxworthy, American comdian

You know the look women give when they want sex? Me neither - Steve Martin Actor

[DjPete]

updated

[MrsTony]

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office. ---Robert Frost

[MrsTony]

Game fishing is fishing on her birthday

Wedding Anniversary: Another reminder to buy her more jewellery and to buy him more socks.

Birthday: Another year older and ... just another year older

Wifes Birthday: A reason to buy flowers without having to confess.

Office Xmas Party: Chance to xerox your butt and leave it in the bosses in tray.

Motorcycle: Vibrator on steroids

Email: Another good reason not to talk to anyone if you don't want to.

Remote control: Another way to add 10kgs without really trying.

Computer: Your imaginary friend in 3D

[DjPete]

updated.
Note only the good ones are added and yes control freak Pete decides...
:-)

[NEMESIS]

Well um,heres mine...
Like last time i checked i made them up haha.

My version of karma-What goes around comes around,and sometimes you have to be the one who has to go an give it to them.

-Revenge picks no gender

-should you fear in what we embrace,or embrace in what you fear?

Arent i the nice guy ?
Lol..
An a few others that arent mine
-to conquer without risk is to triumph without glory

-power is not revealed by striking hard or often,but by striking true. - my fav
-A man who wants nothing is invincible
-jealousy is not a fear of losing,but a fear of sharing
-A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.