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[big steve]

"When Edward Lytton said the pen is mightier than the sword he obviously hadn't encounted automatic weapons" Gen Douglas MacArther 1942.

[m8ee]

Guns don't kill people....... I kill people

[DjPete]

mmm....I forgot to mention...maybe not all of these will qualify to go on the front page ticker...
lol

[BUSGO]

You can only row with the oar that you have.

[DjPete]

and i thought we were riding...lol

[Madmax]

What do you call a woman with a loaded firearm (gun)?

Anything she wants you to call her!


Max:smiley:busa::smiley:

[Astro]

Hmmm.... I found this thread whilst in a reflective mood... some Astro originals for you.

Thats not noise in my helmet, its the sound of freedom.

Every time my knee touches down, my heart touches heaven.

I ride a Hayabusa. I don't care if you're impressed. I'm impressed enough for both of us.

1300 is not an unlucky number.

The only time I'm going down on bended knee to any man, will be the time I'm cranked over on a bend passing him.

[Astro]

You know mine is a Hayabusa. I know your's isn't. Neither of us needs more information.

If your troubles are catching up with you.... you're not on a Hayabusa.

The faster you ride, the deeper the butt crease in your seat.

You cant outrun everything.... apparently.

I once rode for 270km, through mountain passes, sweepers, long straights and tight twisties - and never changed out of top gear. Why ? Because I can !

At 270km/h - if my headlight protector comes off - the guy behind me is f****d !

[bandit]

Thats not noise in my helmet, its the sound of freedom.

Every time my knee touches down, my heart touches heaven.

I ride a Hayabusa. I don't care if you're impressed. I'm impressed enough for both of us.

spoken like a true motorcyclist

[MrsTony]

Mr Tonys favorite

"Now I know what colour adrenalin is"

[Gazamataz]

At the risk of swamping this thread, I found these oldies today and couldn't decide which one to post, so I posted the lot.

Enjoy


An Old Farmer's Advice

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong

..and watch out where you're steppin.

Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.



Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.



When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.



The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with,

watches you from the mirror every mornin'.



Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

[bandit]

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

and my favorite
If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.

[DjPete]

Nearly all of these quotes have been added. It's nice to see your quote up in lights with your name next to it so keep them coming...

[abusa]

Once you go Busa you never go Kwak!

[Mutha]

...Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.

...Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,   and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

..."Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that."

...No one is listening until you fart.

T