24-09-2006, 12:22am
God created Orgasms so that women could moan even when they are happy!
BRADDO
Edited by: braddo2264 at: 24/9/06 12:26 am
BRADDO
Edited by: braddo2264 at: 24/9/06 12:26 am
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24-09-2006, 12:22am
God created Orgasms so that women could moan even when they are happy!
BRADDO Edited by: braddo2264 at: 24/9/06 12:26 am
24-09-2006, 09:30pm
"I live in Woy Woy, a small town on the central coast of New South Wales.
Woy Woy is aboriginal for deep water. Which "Woy" means "deep", and which "Woy" means "water" i have no idea, but it does make you think" BRADDO
25-09-2006, 10:27am
Hey Brad,
If they call Kurri Kurri Kurri and Wagga Wagga Wagga, why don't the call WOY WOY Woy? Rgds BUSGO "TAKE MY ADVICE" I'm not using it anyway!
25-09-2006, 11:35am
Woy means water. Woy Woy means lots of water, or deep water.
Repetition of the word is used for emphasis, or to describe a lot of something.
25-09-2006, 06:37pm
exactly.... I grew up in woy woy and never wondered about that
I suppose it doesn't really matter when you're a kid (dont really know if it does now ) The Frankenbusa will rise again!!!Edited by: Maggot1300 at: 25/9/06 9:04 pm
25-09-2006, 07:31pm
Like bling bling ? The older I get, the better I was. Regards.... Rob
25-09-2006, 09:56pm
At Taronga Park Zoo (Sydney) last Saturday. Unfortunately only people who have seen the Tassie devil on the bugs bunny show will get this.
Overheard standing next to the Tasmanian Devil Enclosure, by a pommy guy with a real "geezer" accent, to the incredulous zoo attendant. "Oi, so when does it start spinning around then?" The attendant was dumbstruck. I couldnt breathe I was laughing so hard. BRADDO
25-09-2006, 10:04pm
thats something a yank would say... Cheers.GrantKING OF 'STEALTH' BLINGwww.blingpartsaustralia.com.au
25-09-2006, 10:04pm
A husband and wife (septic tourists) came into our shop last year and asked for the phone number of the local taxi company - Mrs Ruffy enquired where they were off to, and the answer came back " We want to do a day trip to Ayers Rock"
We spent 10 mins trying to explain how big this wide brown land is compared to the USA as we have travelled there, but they wouldn't have a bar of it. We still get a out of it! Ruffy
26-09-2006, 09:41pm
Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life
in the universe are pointed away from Earth? BRADDO
29-09-2006, 07:42pm
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. BRADDO
30-09-2006, 07:19pm
You read about terrorists; most of them came here legally, but they
hung around on these expired visas, some as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. BRADDO
01-10-2006, 01:08pm
Braddo
09-10-2006, 11:21pm
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a XXXX in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. BRADDO --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
10-10-2006, 11:04am
1. Beauty is only a light switch away.
2. No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tires of putting up with her shit. 3.At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. 4.It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. And the best one. 5. A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. |
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