Only in america
#1
THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE
CENTURY.


A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars, then, insured them against fire, among other things. Within a
month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and
without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy,
the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost in quote; a series
of small fires, quote; The insurance company refused to pay, citing the
obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal
fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with me.)

In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated, nevertheless, that the
lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the
cigars were insurabl e, and also guaranteed that it would insure them
against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable,
and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and
costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and
paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the
quote; fires
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was
convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
Criminal lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA ! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS.






BRADDO
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#2
just a pure dick head.... Regards Richard

“Racing is living, everything else is just waiting”
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#3
1) FBR.... Looove the avatar mate !
2) Imagine what happens the first night the lawyer gets locked in with Bubba and tells him how smoking cigars landed him in jail. Thats gonna hurt ! The older I get, the better I was. Regards.... Rob
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#4
The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says,
"You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'StarTrek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."



BRADDO
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#5
Now that one will stir the pot up a bit me thinks...
Regards Richard

“Racing is living, everything else is just waiting”
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#6
that first story was a real story out of California i heard about a couple of years ago. dude was so stupid!


FBR, I don't know about star trek, but in star wars they all dress like Arabs

Dorothy
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