Quote Of The day Thread

[jamdonut]

Quotes from the Jerry Springer show when partners have affairs,
"Dump that chicken dinner and go out with a winner!"
and a dud root,
"Your a two pump chump!"

[ROD]

Speeding Dont Kill the inpact Does

[revhead]

its only flat on the bottom,

[Dan85]

speed kills! ride a honda, live forever.

[DjPete]

Bachelor: A man who never makes the same mistake once.

[jamdonut]

Brother from another mother

[DjPete]

And a similar one
"haven't been this excited since my first erection."

[Batfink]

The mark of humanity is not that we fall but in how we rise again.

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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!

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A friend is someone that knows all about you, but likes you still the same.

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Your Karma has run over my Dogma

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes

[Shifu]

Experience is something you get just after you needed it.

[DjPete]

The following have been added...
The mark of humanity is not that we fall but in how we rise again.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!
A friend is someone that knows all about you, but likes you still the same.
Your Karma has run over my Dogma
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes
Experience is something you get just after you needed it

[Stubusa!]

*As good as an ass pocket on a singlet!
*sweating like a priest in a preschool!
*sweating like a pedofile at a wiggles concert!
*Mad as a 2 bob watch
and a personal fav "ill be nicer if you be smarter"

[Dale]

If it can't be fixed with a hammer then its probably an electrical problem.

[BEAU]

Don't try to understand woman- woman understand woman, and they hate each other.

And I often say at work that "I get passed around like a $2 hooker!"

And I love this line from 'Bad Boy's 2' the movie- 'My boss is so far up my arse right now that when he spits it comes out my mouth'

And my fave movie quote- 'Boy, ill put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst' (That's from the movie 'Major Payne'-there are so many one liners in that movie I love)

You learn from your mistakes, just don't make to big of a mistake...

[BikerBoy]

It takes a human to make an error.....and a computer to really f*** things up.

[DjPete]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.