FUNNY SHITE!!!

[1300hayabusa]

This was printed on a news paper overseas!!
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Monday, July 25, 2011, 10:54 , by AFP
Man hurt as portable toilet explodes in Australia
A man suffered life-threatening burns today after a portable toilet he was using exploded, apparently after he lit a cigarette.
The victim, who was taking part in a joint Australia-United States military exercise at the time, was rushed to hospital with burns to his head, face, arms, chest and airways after the incident at Rockhampton airport.
"There was some sort of explosion in a portaloo. It's believed the man was lighting a cigarette at the time," a Department of Community Safety spokeswoman said.
The Australian Defence Force confirmed the explosion happened during the Talisman Sabre joint military exercises, and said the injured man belonged to the Royal Australian Air Force.
"The Royal Australian Air Force member received immediate first aid from his colleagues and he was taken to the Rockhampton Base Hospital with severe burns," said spokesman Brigadier Bob Brown.

....that shit is deadly mate,is what he should have been told!!!

[Dale]

Head, face, arms & chest ..

Where the hell did he have his face when he was lighting his durry ??

In the bowl ???

[simmo]

See cigarettes are bad for you

[BikerBoy]

Poor guy, he really did burn the shit out of himself.

[jamdonut]

Cigarette in the dunny - funny. I will stick to magazines.

[1300hayabusa]

That crapper must have had a very bad case of methane build up to catch fire like that and I cant stop questioning where did the flames come from,was it from between his legs and up to his face????........that trajectory has cooking consequences to your nuts,I reckon!!!!

[kawasuki]

That crapper must have had a very bad case of methane build up to catch fire like that and I cant stop questioning where did the flames come from,was it from between his legs and up to his face????........that trajectory has cooking consequences to your nuts,I reckon!!!!

That must hurt.

[Zoro]

Might be a job for Mythbusters....

[JOCK]

I think he will be really SHITTY (even behind his ears)

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This sort of shit should not be allowed to be printed, as it will keep the tourist away! lol