Hello people, Rode the Teeza yesterday for the first time since the Dirt Rocket Ride. Trigger thumb and all, managed not to use my thumb much.
Indicating and pressing the horn was a bit awkward.
Girlfriend of mine just brought the new Megelli 250r, it's so cute...
(15-11-2009, 08:53am)Mutha Wrote: Hello people, Rode the Teeza yesterday for the first time since the Dirt Rocket Ride. Trigger thumb and all, managed not to use my thumb much.
Indicating and pressing the horn was a bit awkward.
Girlfriend of mine just brought the new Megelli 250r, it's so cute...
Glad you got back on the bike tezza. More fun than canned piss.
Good onya ya.
Good weather, good woman, good road, good bike, good-bye!!
21-11-2009, 02:06pm (This post was last modified: 21-11-2009, 02:07pm by BUSABAZZ.)
Maybe this should go in the "Laughter... The Best Medicene " thread?
But i just need to get it off my chest....
My next door neighbour who is only 20 years old and has never ridden anything larger than a pitbike has a friend that hoots up and down our street on a little Yamahahaha YZ 80 and gives it a few huge revs as he passes, (this happens at 1:00am at times)... my neighbour is just as, if not more annoying (hence me geeting this off my chest) with his pitbikes, cars, doof doof music and wannabe violent street gang (if you say something, he gets 10 or more of his mates and smashes your windows and/or threatens a home invasion, i've seen it!).... Anyway.... yesterday his mate come screaming up the street again and my neighbour turns to me and says "Get your Busa out Bazz i wanna see a trailie and you race and i reckon he'd beat you around the streets!".... Naturally i pissed myself laughing at him and said..."How much head start would he like?" But he was persistent and said "that YZ 80 can get up to 140kph", so (once again.... Naturally) i said "Dude i can hit 160 in first gear THEN i have 5 more to go!"
Today getting the junk mail he comes up and says "i've told my mate you wanna race him", (WTF? lol) i just laughed and said "Not gonna happen bloke"
Once again he persists and this time starts the childish name calling.
So just to shut him up i said... "OK THEN.... These are the rules, stop/giveway signs MUST be obeyed, NO cutting corners and ride it like a road bike, when i win i get to keep his bike and IF i lose he gets bragging rights to say he beat a 1300cc bike with an 80cc trail bike on the road, finally not forgetting there's between 50 to 100 metres between each corner!"
Then the abuse and threats started pouring out of his mouth!
I'm pissed at myself for falling into his childish arguments, but i try to cut it short by telling some stupid joke i read to change the subject.... Most of all i'm getting sick and tired of being neighbourly and friendly as to protect my mother and her house.
I'm getting too old and too sick for this sort of shit!
*Deep breath in...... exhaaaaaaale.... i feel better now*
Well we just got back from a major shopping centre. At the exit of Coles there is an indoor playground. As i walked past the playground there was a little girl of about 5 standing there balling her eyes out. I look around and can see no-one so I stop and ask the girl if she is ok. The girl continues to cry so ask her if she has lost her mum. She shakes her head while I ask her what is wrong, then some older woman came to where the girl and I were and said to me:"just mind your business, I have it in hand". My response was: "sorry I thought she was lost", to which the woman replied: "well she's not, she was being naughty so I was waiting around the corner, so mind your own business". Again I responded with "I thought she was lost" as I walked away, very pissed off at her attitude.
This woman and her disgusting attitude were so far away that it would have taken less time for someone else, not so nice, to take this girl and this woman would never have been able to catch up with them.
Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a decent person when all you get is someone having a go at you for it
Kathy
Rear half of 2000 Red/Grey Busa
Rear half of 2010 Red BMW K1300 GT
no kathy you did the exzact thing any decent person should!!!.
my god since when do we use trauma to raise a child?????
geeezzeeeeeeee..arghhhhh.
and quiet frankly it was irrisopnsible for that lady to be 'waiting round the corner"...there are alot of 'what if's" that could of happend......
gawd baz sounds like you have neighbour from hell!!!!.... but look when push comes to shove id reckon most people would have arced up too at him..so dont berate yourself for that...
deep down that guy knows what his life truley is (crap).. and hold you in high esteem.
besides do you really wanna crap lil bike cluttering up the garage? hehehehe
(21-11-2009, 02:06pm)BUSABAZZ Wrote: Maybe this should go in the "Laughter... The Best Medicene " thread?
But i just need to get it off my chest....
My next door neighbour who is only 20 years old and has never ridden anything larger than a pitbike has a friend that hoots up and down our street on a little Yamahahaha YZ 80 and gives it a few huge revs as he passes, (this happens at 1:00am at times)... my neighbour is just as, if not more annoying (hence me geeting this off my chest) with his pitbikes, cars, doof doof music and wannabe violent street gang (if you say something, he gets 10 or more of his mates and smashes your windows and/or threatens a home invasion, i've seen it!).... Anyway.... yesterday his mate come screaming up the street again and my neighbour turns to me and says "Get your Busa out Bazz i wanna see a trailie and you race and i reckon he'd beat you around the streets!".... Naturally i pissed myself laughing at him and said..."How much head start would he like?" But he was persistent and said "that YZ 80 can get up to 140kph", so (once again.... Naturally) i said "Dude i can hit 160 in first gear THEN i have 5 more to go!"
Today getting the junk mail he comes up and says "i've told my mate you wanna race him", (WTF? lol) i just laughed and said "Not gonna happen bloke"
Once again he persists and this time starts the childish name calling.
So just to shut him up i said... "OK THEN.... These are the rules, stop/giveway signs MUST be obeyed, NO cutting corners and ride it like a road bike, when i win i get to keep his bike and IF i lose he gets bragging rights to say he beat a 1300cc bike with an 80cc trail bike on the road, finally not forgetting there's between 50 to 100 metres between each corner!"
Then the abuse and threats started pouring out of his mouth!
I'm pissed at myself for falling into his childish arguments, but i try to cut it short by telling some stupid joke i read to change the subject.... Most of all i'm getting sick and tired of being neighbourly and friendly as to protect my mother and her house.
I'm getting too old and too sick for this sort of shit!
*Deep breath in...... exhaaaaaaale.... i feel better now*
Keep the knucklehead next door on your good side then distract him. My favourite methods are (or rather would be);
1: pour brake fluid over his car at night
2: empty a full can of expanda foam up his exhaust in one squirt
3: call the cops next time he's screaming up the street on the YZ and when they ask who you are, make up a house number far away from yours (opposite side of the road too!)
Or, when all else fails, invite a heap of us to your place and we'll dance with his ten mates.
P.S. this advise has been given without legal consequences taken into account. No recourse on the author if these tips fail.
P.P.S. this is meant as a joke...I wouldn't know the first thing about dealing with annoying neighbours