The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

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31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

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32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

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33. The National College Cheer leading Championship

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34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.

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35. You don't have to shave below your neck.

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36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy _ss every nite.

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37. If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.

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38. You can write your name in the snow.

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39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

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40. Everything on your face stays its original color.

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41. Chocolate is just another snack.

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42. You can be president.

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43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

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44. Flowers fix everything.