The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

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100 Reasons It's Great to be a Guy

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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

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2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

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3. You know stuff about tanks.

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4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

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5. Monday Night Football.

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6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

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7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

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8. You can open all your own jars.

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9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

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10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

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11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.

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12. Your _ss is never a factor in a job interview.

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13. All your orgasms are real.

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14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.