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**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:36am

look into your child's eyes, see yourself, and smile.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:36am

Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:37am

Practice Bikram Yoga Fatman

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:41am

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:48am

40 Funny Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:48am

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:48am

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:49am

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:49am

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:49am

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:50am

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:50am

7. Women live longer than men.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:51am

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:51am

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

**Mutha** · 23-11-2008, 10:51am

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).